What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:53
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?